Hero Corner No.2: Alvin Hall

Alvin Hall. My most favouritist ever expert on TV. A man of great kindness, warmth, wit, camp, intelligence and bow ties. So much more inspiring than that mumsy idiot and her psychotic, sadistic android sidekick from Spendaholics. So why isn't he on TV more these days? We lack eccentric, inspiring and extraordinary figures on telly. Perhaps he's off being massively successful in the US. It's just not fair. I want Alvin to be my TV dad. I think many of the nation's ills could be cured by a weekly dose of Alvin. Oh Alvin... Sighs...